bodies?

Category: Dating and Relationships

Post 1 by rat (star trek rules!) on Friday, 23-Sep-2005 19:36:25

Could the females on the zome maybe give me an idea what your bodies look like? No ofence ment

Post 2 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Friday, 23-Sep-2005 20:14:32

You're a perve, why not get to know them as indeviduals, and ask them privately if it's of importance to you.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 23-Sep-2005 21:19:03

uh, sorry dude, I dont even swing that way, so dont mes with me.

Post 4 by UnknownQuantity (Account disabled) on Friday, 23-Sep-2005 21:33:42

Dude, don'[t go around asking things like that on a public forum; why don't you talk to some of these people and ask them, (After you've gotten to know them) via a PM if it's so important you. Posting this on an open forum will either guarantee you responses like you've recieved so far, or outright flaming.

Post 5 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Friday, 23-Sep-2005 23:04:36

lol! five hundred pounds short spiked hair. four foot two. two teeth on is in my pocket. hehehhe did i forget the wart on the end of my nose! hehehehhahhaha! lol! smiles! shea

Post 6 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 23-Sep-2005 23:16:25

Yeah, that is kind of creepy that your asking and that your only interested in girls (not that you should be interested in guys too) but if there's no offense meant, then you wouldn't be asking this publicly at all, especially on a Dating and Relationships board. It's kind of like asking "Do you have a picture of yourself" when the girl doesn't even know you, so I guess by now you already know what my answer to your question is...
Leilani

Post 7 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 0:01:23

um OK then! lol good luck ;)

Post 8 by Ukulele<3 (Try me... You know you want to.) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 0:05:30

lol thanks a lot, Kev. I just got a private e-mail from him asking me the same thing!!! Gur!
*sexy*

Post 9 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 0:56:28

OK, is this guy just a troll or a perv, or is he just clueless as how to approach girls. I'm afraid this tactic will not win you brownie points. Why not just have a normal conversation with some girls and get to know them as friends. Yeah, I know, a radical and revolutionary idea, but you might find love with one of them.

Post 10 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 2:07:05

Lol ah no sexy! well I guess with a name like that .. Lol She's taken man! and same with all us other girls, yeah! :)

Post 11 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 8:53:02

Sorry Michelle, I made the bad asumption that he'd be intellegent enought to figure out that he should get to know you a bit first.

Post 12 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 9:43:10

Quote:
OK, is this guy just a troll or a perv?

Probably both. Either way, he obviously has no tact or common sense!

Post 13 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 12:01:58

Well, in his defence, I'm a perve, but I do try and make friends of sorts before asking your bra size. lol

Post 14 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 12:24:01

here's the thing. if that question was just asked as a joke then all well and good. however if it was a serious attempt to get women to describe themselves to him so that he can wack off while reading the information then frankly miky. you need a life! lol. i get the feeling it is the latter reason though. blind blind blind all the way. only a pathetic blind person would seriously ask that question! Rock and poke your eyes sir!

Post 15 by Ukulele<3 (Try me... You know you want to.) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 12:31:06

hahahahahahah Dan!!!
*sexy*

Post 16 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 12:38:53

Dan, how is he expected to wack off, when he's poking his eyes? I do agree however, you look at the tone of the post, and get the feeling it was a serious perve question.

Post 17 by AsianSensation (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 14:27:38

Wow, I'm embarrassed at the fact that you and myself happen to be born in the same year. All the more reason why I can't see eye to eye with my age group. Oh wait, you're supposed to be older than me, but seeing your inability to conduct yourself as such, I'd really never know it. Oh well. So the world turns.

Post 18 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 16:18:24

lol Dan! Hey mikey? Wanna lick my tent? rofl

Post 19 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 18:24:41

Lol poke your right eye with your right hand, and whack off with the left, maybe? lol

Post 20 by Susanne (move over school!) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 20:27:00

Aren't you guys being a bit harsh? Perhaps Miky is really curious about female bodies, and can't think about any other way to address the topic. I agree with everyone else, however, Miky, that this is a bit of an inappropriate question for a public forum because people usually feel that questions about their bodies by people they don't even know are a bit intrusive, so perhaps you should make an attempt to make friends with some girls, get to know them as people beyond just their bodies, and perhaps they will share this information with you at some point. Good luck.

Post 21 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 22:44:59

since he hasn't even replied to this topic, something tells me he really is a perve. i was serious about the first message i posted though.

Post 22 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 22:45:19

it's obvious he's a perve.

Post 23 by icequeen (move over school!) on Saturday, 24-Sep-2005 23:41:47

Damn I can't beleive I just read this post!!! Ewwwwwww!!!!!! But some of your replies have been wonderful, i particularly liked Harp's! hahaahah

Post 24 by rat (star trek rules!) on Sunday, 25-Sep-2005 16:44:10

just because someone doesn't respond does not mean anything at all!

Post 25 by AsianSensation (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 25-Sep-2005 19:06:49

So, you responded. I'll tell you just what your response means.
A. You're making an effort to say that you're not a perv, which really doesn't help your case any.
B. Your response has no validity or substance what so ever, and I'm honestly not sure why or how you think you're justifying yourself. If you want to justify yourself, then do so. Just saying something doesn't cut it.

Post 26 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 25-Sep-2005 20:52:16

ditto.

Post 27 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Monday, 26-Sep-2005 10:32:22

I agree Mikey. I mean I have nothing wrong with telling how my body looks, but personally, I don't think I need to do it twice, if you really want to know read and hear my profile. I probably shouldn't have said that but ah well. Anyway, and as for wacking off and poking his eye, he couldn't do both cuz if he wacked off with his left hand and poked his eye with his right, he couldnt' read the posts. Lol.
Peace
Jess

Post 28 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Monday, 26-Sep-2005 10:37:03

Oh Jess, I'm off right now to read your profile. I will have you as one of my Hores you know. lol

Post 29 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Monday, 26-Sep-2005 12:03:44

sure he could, he could listen to the posts

Post 30 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 28-Sep-2005 10:13:58

I wonder if the girls on here are getting annoyed at this somewhat immature question because they feel less than happy about their bodies. Perhaps once have you calmed down you will see that it isn't really such an offensive question..if he had asked the blokes on here I wouldn't have lost the rag.

Post 31 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Wednesday, 28-Sep-2005 11:05:54

Goblin, we're so releaved that you wouldn't lose your rag. We wouldn't want you to bleed out now would we?

Post 32 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Wednesday, 28-Sep-2005 13:35:29

Oh come on guys. Mikey, sure it was a tad bit inappropriate and you really can't expect any answers to this now can you but, I mean, take a look at any day of public notes discussions and what members here are talking about and discussing, I think accusing him of being a perv is a bit, eehm hypocritical given the perversity of a lotof zone members, be it a joke or not. I don't think he should be singled out. I wouldn't say we all have part taken in some rather pervy discussions but at least a large majority ofus has part taken or at least witnessed such discussions and probably been amused, I know I have and don't feel the least bit ashamed for it. I can't say I particularly care what girls on here look like, and I will surely never just go ask on a public board,it's a bit sad, but I thik the shaving vs no shaving, bra size, guy size etc has been brought up by various members of this community .. of both genders various times and I don't think those are any less perverse than this post, only this post is a lot more eehm pathetic if you will than doing this through discussions. I still don't even see anything wrong with it, at least he didn't private message every girl on here asking (well may be he did &LT;grin> it's possible).
Either way, I just find the harshness of the responses to this post rather amusing to say the least &LT;grin> and it's true, if a girl had asked the same questions guys would certainly not have had any problems responding, I am ever so amused that's for sure hehe perv on folks ;) or something
cheers
-BI don't really care so much what she

Post 33 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 28-Sep-2005 18:11:34

i dont think girls would ask that question to begin with, at least not me...

Post 34 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 29-Sep-2005 11:15:19

All I see is natural curiosity and there's no harm in that..it's a pity he doesnt kick with both feet,ah well we can't all be lucky..smile.

Post 35 by Luce (Zone BBS Addict) on Thursday, 27-Oct-2005 12:55:56

Natural curiosity my arse! All this dude posts are broad, rude and offensive posts of one thing or another! It's obvious he has never been taught any manners or decorum, and so it is no wonder he knows nothing about what a woman's body looks like! All I'm saying it is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world, and you have no idea what you're missing. And carry on the way you are, and you'll never know anymore than you do at the moment! I agree whole-heartedly with Harp, this guy is a dirty perve who should keep hos curiosity to himself... or perhaps ask his doctor for some info on the female figure, as he inexperienced and has a personality and social disorder! And hopefully they will section him and stop these ridiculous posts! *yawn

Post 36 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Sunday, 28-Jun-2009 14:48:05

talk about creepy!